Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

Posted: March 7, 2011 in cell meetings
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So what is the Bible? What is it like?

Skin? mucous? a book? … I can’t remember all the suggestions made in this evening’s cell. Paul in the New Testament said the Bible was a sword (Ephesians 6:17): nowadays we would say a submachine gun. …………. the Bible is powerful (& we should use it. Jesus did when he resisted temptation).

 Jesus said the Bible was like bread (Matthew 4:4) …
Don’t eat & you’ll waste away; eat & you’ll get strong.
The Bible will do you good (I try to eat a bit every day!)

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By the way … hope you enjoy your copy of YPs. If you left yours behind let me know and I’ll drop it round to you.

(This week was cell number 138)

Comments
  1. Zachary Penny's avatar Zachary Penny says:
    March 10, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    Hi Paul

    We all think your website is cool. My picture is fun, too!!

    Thanks

    Zach (the alien life form)

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  2. Unknown's avatar James says:
    March 11, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    other things bible stands for;

    1. bad imps bribe little elves
    2. brave impressionists burn lively eagles
    3. black ice bothers loud elephants.

    [none of these things are actually anything to do with the bible but never mind!]

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  3. Paul's avatar Paul says:
    March 12, 2011 at 7:42 am

    h5y7 fg !#~i vcer ooogf
    (that’s alien-ish for “great: glad you liked it”)

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  4. Unknown's avatar jacob says:
    March 23, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    I LIKE CHEESE

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  5. Unknown's avatar James says:
    May 13, 2011 at 7:42 pm

    Basil is buying little emporers

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